Season 12

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 12 Episode 1 Tonsil Trouble After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease.
Season 12 Episode 2 Britney's New Look While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys.
Season 12 Episode 3 Major Boobage In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.
Season 12 Episode 4 Canada on Strike The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Season 12 Episode 5 Eek, A Penis! While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Season 12 Episode 6 Over Logging The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
Season 12 Episode 7 Super Fun Time While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Season 12 Episode 8 The China Probrem After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland.
Season 12 Episode 9 Breast Cancer Show Ever Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
Season 12 Episode 10 Pandemic The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort.
Season 12 Episode 11 Pandemic 2: The Startling Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Season 12 Episode 12 About Last Night... While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Season 12 Episode 13 Elementary School Musical Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary.
Season 12 Episode 14 The Ungroundable Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.