Season 13

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 13 Episode 1 The Ring Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.
Season 13 Episode 2 The Coon “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
Season 13 Episode 3 Margaritaville Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in.
Season 13 Episode 4 Eat, Pray, Queef Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
Season 13 Episode 5 Fishsticks Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with.
Season 13 Episode 6 Pinewood Derby Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
Season 13 Episode 7 Fatbeard Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Season 13 Episode 8 Dead Celebrities Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him.
Season 13 Episode 9 Butters' Bottom Bitch Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl.
Season 13 Episode 10 W.T.F. The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club.
Season 13 Episode 11 Whale Whores Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins.
Season 13 Episode 12 The F Word Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park.
Season 13 Episode 13 Dances With Smurfs Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements.
Season 13 Episode 14 Pee Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly.