Season 14

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 14 Episode 1 Sexual Healing The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many.
Season 14 Episode 2 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own.
Season 14 Episode 3 Medicinal Fried Chicken State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference.
Season 14 Episode 4 You Have 0 Friends Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.
Season 14 Episode 5 200 While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park.
Season 14 Episode 6 201 Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”
Season 14 Episode 7 Crippled Summer Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off.
Season 14 Episode 8 Poor and Stupid Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Season 14 Episode 9 It's a Jersey Thing New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.
Season 14 Episode 10 Insheeption When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Season 14 Episode 11 Coon 2: Hindsight The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes.
Season 14 Episode 12 Mysterion Rises Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu.
Season 14 Episode 13 Coon Vs. Coon & Friends The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends.
Season 14 Episode 14 Crème Fraiche Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.