Season 3

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 3 Episode 1 Rainforest Shmainforest Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir.
Season 3 Episode 2 Spontaneous Combustion Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution.
Season 3 Episode 3 The Succubus Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry.
Season 3 Episode 4 Jakovasaurs The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond.
Season 3 Episode 5 Tweek vs. Craig The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig.
Season 3 Episode 6 Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich.
Season 3 Episode 7 Cat Orgy Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band.
Season 3 Episode 8 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids.
Season 3 Episode 9 Jewbilee Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids.
Season 3 Episode 10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery October 27, 1999 Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary.
Season 3 Episode 11 Chinpokomon The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own!
Season 3 Episode 12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics.
Season 3 Episode 13 Starvin' Marvin in Space Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people.
Season 3 Episode 14 The Red Badge of Gayness South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand.
Season 3 Episode 15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics."
Season 3 Episode 16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass.
Season 3 Episode 17 World Wide Recorder Concert The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono.