Season 7

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 7 Episode 1 Cancelled The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby".
Season 7 Episode 2 Krazy Kripples Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth.
Season 7 Episode 3 Toilet Paper The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
Season 7 Episode 4 I'm a Little Bit Country After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers.
Season 7 Episode 5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet.
Season 7 Episode 6 Lil' Crime Stoppers The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters.
Season 7 Episode 7 Red Man's Greed The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino.
Season 7 Episode 8 South Park Is Gay The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad.
Season 7 Episode 9 Christian Rock Hard The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree.
Season 7 Episode 10 Grey Dawn Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens.
Season 7 Episode 11 Casa Bonita Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters.
Season 7 Episode 12 All About Mormons A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it.
Season 7 Episode 13 Butt Out After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
Season 7 Episode 14 Raisins In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
Season 7 Episode 15 It's Christmas in Canada When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.