Season 9

Your mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention. – Eric Cartman

Preview Season Episode Name Description
Season 9 Episode 1 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanteD.
Season 9 Episode 2 Die Hippie, Die Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Season 9 Episode 3 Wing As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings.
Season 9 Episode 4 Best Friends Forever Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
Season 9 Episode 5 The Losing Edge If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Season 9 Episode 6 The Death of Eric Cartman Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Season 9 Episode 7 Erection Day All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines.
Season 9 Episode 8 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
Season 9 Episode 9 Marjorine The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors.
Season 9 Episode 10 Follow That Egg Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on.
Season 9 Episode 11 Ginger Kids Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus.
Season 9 Episode 12 Trapped in the Closet Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Season 9 Episode 13 Free Willzyx A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family.
Season 9 Episode 14 Bloody Mary Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving